sardar - tum to kahate the k shubah khelne se sehat thik rahti h, par mujhe koi fark ni pada?
Dr- tum kaun sa game khelte ho?
Sardar- mobile me saap wala.
Ek ladka 1 ladki ka picha bhut der se kar raha tha.
ladki- kya tumhe malum h meri maa tumhare piche aa rahi h?
ladka- ha, hum khandani asiq h, unke piche mere pita ji aa rahe h!!!
sardar - math vich fail kyu ho gya?
son: 1st day teacher kehndi hai 3+5=8
agle din kehndi h 4+4=8
fir kehndi h 12-4=8
ullu di pathi khud confused h mainu ki padhayegi?
santa- agar teri biwi ko bhooti lipat jaye to kya karega.
banta- mujhe kuch ni karna do baheno ka aapsi mamla h khud hi nipat lengi...
ek yug tha jab log ghar k diwar pe likhte the"Atithi Deva Bhava"
fir likha "Shubh Labh", fir "Welcome".
Aur ab likhte h "Kutto se sawdhan"
Jin: kya hukum h mere aaka.
Aaka: mere a/c me 10 caror aur karina se shadi 10 second me kara do.
Jin: aaka hukum karo, kaminapan ni.
munnabhai ko ladki hui , circit bola: bhai ab sare mohlle k ladke ispr line marenge.
munnabhai: tu fikr mat kar , apun iska naam DIDI rakhenge.
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